slomps:

Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
― i read this 12 times (via cornerstate)

trust:

people are the cutest when they’re sleepy