in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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@myself what the fuck are you doing

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The only way out of today’s misery is for people to become worthy of each other’s trust.
Albert Schweitzer (via a-thousand-words)

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Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong.

American Humane Society (via maninsun)

This is so, so important.

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despite all of the pain
and all of the suffering
I feel like I’ve grown.
I feel as though I’m
stronger than I used
to be. And I try to hold
on to that feeling; that
I’ve been through hell
and back again at least
for a reason.

m.l.b, stronger (via traced-veins)

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everything personal


I’m sorry

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Airplane Banner Truisms; Oct.26 - Nov. 7 2004For New York City © 2004 Jenny Holzer


"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

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"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

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name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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